Why my name suggests I am five when I'm not....

First I saw Beccas blog, then I saw Lauras blog and I thought it was quite a cool idea to start a blog. Then I got thinking, I went through most of my primary school days trying to hide little pink diaries with tiny locks on (of which the keys always went missing after around a week), each diary had a maximum of 3 maybe 4 entries because I always forgot to write anything, got bored or lost the diary. In secondary school things changed slightly, I seemed to make the same new years resolution every year...to keep a diary, as before it never worked, I either wrote one entry on Christmas day then gave up or wrote a few entries, looked back on them a few months later and promptly destrpyed them for their extremely cringeworthy musings which should never ever have been written down!!
So then it dawned on me, I either tried to hide what I wrote, forgot to write at all or destroyed it because I was so embarrassed of what I had written yet I was about to create a blog which is, by definition is...'a frequent, chronological publication of a persons thoughts'...hmmm
Then sadly enough I dreampt I had created a blog, weird I know so in the morning I had a look at some other peoples blogs again, this time to be put off by the fact that they seemed to write amazingly and intelligently and that is when I came to the conclusion that if I was ever to create a blog it would turn out more like the diary of a five year old.

To end this rather long and boring story, I deampt about making a blog for the second time, got extremely bored and decided to make one anyway regardless of my concerns with a title to pre-warn people how utterly rubbish it would turn out.